(to burn off excess creative juices, we write songs at the 11th hour
of paper submissions.  Here's the one that came about for this paper).

Parody of Gilligan's Island

by Mark Oskin

There once was a mighty WaveCache chip, 
It's Future bright and fast, 
It worked in a simu'la'a'tion
It was mighty fast. 
It was mighty fast.

Swanson was a mighty hacker boy, 
Oskin brave and sure.
Seven passengers set sail that day,
for a 6 year PhD,
for a 7 year PhD....

The pubs started getting rough,
in our reviews we got smacked.
If not for the courage of that fearless group,
the WaveScalar would be lost,
the WaveScalar would be lost.

The WaveCache entered into uncharted area,
with Petersen, and Andy two,
Andrew three, and his cars,
the undergrad, the Full Professor and Martha M,
here on WaveScalar's Isle!