Q&A about Darth on a Duck

Q:

Why is Darth Vader wearing a fabulous lavender evening gown?

A:

Lord Vader is way, way too badass to care about other people's petty gender hangups. If Darth feels like wearing a fabulous lavender evening gown, Darth is damn well going to wear a fabulous lavender evening gown.

Q:

Why a duck?

A:

It is an abnormally badass duck. It wears a snorkle to indicate its intention to snorkle through the blood of its enemies. It emits its terrifying squeaky battle cry and the enemies cower.